Wednesday, January 4, 2012

run for the hills.

when in a relationship or looking for a romantic partner, some red flags are very obvious. we are going to list some of them. please avoid a person who:

1. has to blow into the breathalyzer thingy just to start his/her car every time (assuming he/she even has a car...).
2. is uber religious.
3. lives with his/her parents.
4. owns more than 2 cats.
5. forgets about a date with you.
6. wears a house arrest bracelet/anklet.
7. screams at the waitress for bringing the wrong drink.
8. tells you he/she is an alcoholic on the first date.
9. looks like a wax figure.
10. calls you his girlfriend on the first date.
11. wears slippers on your first date.
12. would be excited about a pregnancy between the two of you - when you've been dating less than a year.
13. has any misspelled, creepy, weird, or trashy tattoos.
14. shows up drunk to your first date.
15. talks about babies within the first two months of dating.
16. apologizes for your feelings instead of apologizes for what he/she did wrong, i.e. lying.
17. talks about exes on the first date.
18. says he/she hates his/her parents but talks to them daily.
19. is unemployed.
20. wants to meet or discusses meeting parents prior to three weeks of actual relationship.
21. wants to have sex with you when you're sick.
22. wants to have sex with you when they're sick.
23. is employed by any company with XXX, nude, girls, gone, porn in the title.
24. has a questionable family tree.
25. talks about falling in love with you on the first date.
26. creeps out your family/friends.
27. is married.
28. says his sister may have a crush on him.
29. discloses odd fetishes on the first date.
30. is very into politics, and his/her opinions are very different than your own.
31. has exes as friends but says its because he/she is just "that" loving.
32. drives a car that might not make it home.
33. thinks personal hygiene is optional.
34. eats laundry detergent.

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