pep talk with mr. t

i was just in mr. t's office talking about remote start for my car. he asked how i know the car has started. i told him its a pretty loud engine, so usually i can hear it start.

he asked if i'm going to keep my car forever. i told him, "yeah, i mean, i kept my old car for 11 years."

he asked if i eat in my car. i told him, "eh. i'm not anal about it, but i don't encourage it."

i told him how i clean my car every sunday, and that when i got rid of my old car, the interior was immaculate.

he said, "man, you really have some issues you need to work through."