why i love carl.

carl (2:41:52 PM): beth is here
me (2:41:57 PM): did you talk to her
carl (2:43:22 PM): no
carl (2:43:25 PM): she was busy with tracey
carl (2:43:27 PM): tracie
me (2:44:47 PM): im ready to leave.
carl (2:44:59 PM): but can you leave?
me (2:49:46 PM): no
me (2:50:43 PM): i want to punch someone
carl (2:50:49 PM): why
me (2:50:58 PM): b/c im not a 60 year old lady
carl (2:51:10 PM): no....
carl (2:51:15 PM): why doy ou think youre a 60 year old lady
me (2:51:24 PM): can i just tell you it cracks me up that i am in a relationship and am fascinated by advice columns on online dating sites?
me (2:51:29 PM): b/c i have bad bones
carl (2:51:35 PM): honey
carl (2:51:39 PM): you are everywhere right now