im special.

mr. t just walked by my office and said, "i hope you don't drink my sprite. i wrote my name on it."

he was going to put it in the shared refrigerator. i told him i have no use for that fridge because i have my own in my office. he was shocked and asked when that happened. i told him, "about six months ago."

he was impressed. i told him he could keep his sprite in my refrigerator. he said, "i hope you don't drink it."

i showed him my stock of coke zero and told him i had no use for his sprite.

"you are special," he said as he left.