cletus and i developed a list of things we wish our significant others would say to us in general:
ashley, u r perfect!
bitch, let’s have sex again!
can I please give you another back massage NOW?
do you want to put it in my booty tonight?
eating you is the best thing in the world.
for dessert, i made you a whipped cream bikini.
girl, you fine as hell.
hell yes I’ll make dinner for you every night!
i would like to keep my 62" tv at your place because my apartment is too small.
just in case you were wondering, I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
kissing is great, but can we hurry up and have sex?
li,li,li,li,lick me like a lollipop.
my, you have nice boobies.
nakedness is the best thing ever.
of course I'll buy you a 2 carat diamond!
prophylactic?! nah, not necessary.
quit apologizing for farting - it doesn't bother me at all!
really, you don’t have to pay…ever.
sure, we can have a threesome!
that was the best sex EVER.
ultimately, it’s your decision.
vicodin is what I got you for your birthday.
well of course I'm not wearing any underwear!
x marks the spot
zats great
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