cletus and i made this list at the end of 2009 of reasons to break up with someone:
addict
botched nose job
cheater
drama queen
emo
f-ed your mom
gay
hermaphrodite
irrational
joined the church of scientology
kisses like a dog
lies compulsively
manipulative
needs constant attention
obese denise
prefers the company of others to your exclusive company
queer
really bad breath
STALKER!
tried to put it in your butt
ugly
vaginal discharge
wigger
xena the warrior princess fanatic
YOUNG!!!
zero ambition
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