me: can you please relatively tell me your phone number again so i can stalk you more relatively?
ricky bobby: if you are attempting to relatively send me 209 emails today, then you relatively should not probably be calling me at my relatively new number, 5021. relatively speaking, i should never have to give you this relative phone number ever relatively again. p.s. you have relatively 150 emails left to send today in order to reach your relative goal of 209.
me: i think its relatively time to leave.
ricky bobby: that sounds like a relatively good idea. i relatively agree with you because we should probably leave relatively soon.
me: yeah, and its relatively nice out, considering its supposed to rain tonight. send mr. t a relatively professional email telling him its relatively past 5 p.m. and we are leaving.
ricky bobby: what the relative? where did you get that relative picture?
me: funny you should ask. marrerra carrera did relatively accuse me of stalking you.
ricky bobby: i am relatively starting to believe her relative story. is that from facebook?
me: yeah, but i came across her page relatively on accident. she's friends with one of my friends. so, i'm relatively disappointed :( i wasn't trying to stalk.
ricky bobby: what friend do you have in common? did you check out my dog's page? yeah, that is relatively boring. i was hoping for a stalker!
me: ME. i did not check out your dog's page. sorry. that seemed relatively lame. my sister made one for her dog, and that's relatively dumb.
ricky bobby: i am going to have to relatively kick your relative ass if you don't relatively watch it! my dog is the coolest relative dog ever!!!
me: okay hold please while i stalk your dog. and save pictures of you guys as my background. maybe i'll make a collage....
ricky bobby: that sounds like a relatively good idea. let me know when it is complete so i can come look at your relative work.
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