everyone needs a mcdonald's ice cream maker at work.

in our efforts to obtain a mcdonald's ice cream machine at work, ricky bobby and i wrote the following letter to our department's financial officer:

Dear Mr. T -

I am writing to ask for your help in establishing a soft-serve ice cream machine in the kitchen area. I strongly believe having ice cream throughout the day will improve employee morale and increase productivity.

I believe McDonald's soft serve would be the best tasting and most cost-effective option, so long as you purchase a machine that offers the option for chocolate, vanilla, or twist.

To prevent the accumulation of dirty dishes, I feel cones should be the only viable option, in my opinion. Additionally, this will also improve productivity because employees will have one free hand to hold the cone. As most employees are right-handed and would need their right to hold the spoon or use the mouse, this is just not possible. To solve this dilemma, they can simply hold the cone in their left hands leaving their right hands free to do their required work.

This, of course, will be of no cost to employees. Should the department be unable to fund this endeavor, please let me know of other possible funding avenues we can pursue. Employees will obviously be limited to two cones per day, so as they do not gain weight and be unable to perform their required job duties.

Please let me know when I can expect this request to be fulfilled.

Amen.

Johnny Number Five.