elevator etiquette.

rules for being in an elevator from the American Association of Elevator Etiquette:

1. Wait for everyone to get off before you get on.

2. No farting.

3. Smokers and heavy perfume wearers shall use their own designated elevator. Or take the stairs.

4. If you get on the elevator, push the button for the floor you want. Don't just stand there, idiot.

5. Please end all cell phone calls before entering. Nobody wants to hear you yell, "I'M LOSING YA. I'M IN AN ELEVATOR".

6. If we're the only two people in the elevator, please don't stand too close to me.

7. Do not hold the elevator for your friend who is "on his way". That crap bag can wait for the next one.

8. Do not let you children press every single button in a 29-story building.

9. Do not try to make small talk. Yes, I realize that this is "some kind of weather we're having".

10. No jumping.

11. In the event that the elevator is crowded, please make every attempt to not breathe on me. In fact, just stop breathing all together.

12. If you are fat, take the stairs. We don't want to exceed the weight limit. And you need the exercise anyway.

13. Face-to-face conversations with friends/co-workers/etc. should cease when another person enters the elevator. It makes it awkward for the person/people not involved