ask ted lilly to marry me
bitchslap a hooker
crash a wedding
drive 180mph in a ferrari
eat three chipotle burritos in one sitting
fill a swimming pool full of jello
get laid
hit stuff with a bat
invent something super awesome
jump on a shrampoleeeeen
kiss eleventy billion people
light stuff on fire
moon people
ninja-chop some people
order lots of expensive stuff online
put stuff in jared’s mom’s butt BAH!
queef
run across a chiefs game naked
start the wave at the chiefs game while naked
trash a hotel room
use illegal drugs
vicodin
wear a really awesome outfit
eXtort a politician
your mom.
zig-zag through traffic on a motorcycle.
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