carl and i just went to chipotle for a quick lunch. we sat out on the patio because its super nice and not 100 degrees finally. a few minutes later, a lady came out the door and said. to us.
"oh man you guys picked the worst seat! you're sitting right outside the door, and someone could just open that door and come right out here and rip ass, and then you have to smell it!"
we played along and laughed. she held the door open for what looked like her husband and her daughter. one of them asked what she was laughing at. she repeated what she had told us.
"i was just telling them they got the worst seat out here! someone could come out the door and fart, and then they're stuck here smellin' poo!" she said.
"oh my god. no," said the "daughter".
"well they laughed," said the lady.
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