you know what's more amazing than my planner?

when my sister-in-law gives me a pencil bag that matches it exactly, and she's never even seen my planner. that's love.

my new morning routine.

not really.

i did it today and will probably never do it again...

but i got up this morning at 4:30 to run. after running and then showering, i ate leftover sushi, and it was AMAZING. omg.

i truly love our mornings...

we have a bi-weekly freak-out about, "WHERE'D MY NIPPLES GO?!?!" when punkin puts a shirt on.

she freaks out about which size of plastic baggie she wants for her breakfast.

and on the way to daycare, she points out that, "home depot is orange! kinda like a pumpkin!"

trophy wife.

mr. t just called me into his office.

i went in there, and he told me to come around behind his desk so i can see his monitors. he shows me a picture of people standing in line.

"so... is this your family or something?"

no. its people in london waiting in line to buy the new ipad.

"why do you care?" i ask.

he shows me people in tokyo waiting in line to buy the new ipad. he points out a man with his arms crossed and looking pissed.

"that's you," i tell him. "so are you going to buy one?"

no. he already has two.

"so what's so special about the new one?"

"its really just like a trophy wife," he said.