mr. t just called me into his office.
i went in there, and he told me to come around behind his desk so i can see his monitors. he shows me a picture of people standing in line.
"so... is this your family or something?"
no. its people in london waiting in line to buy the new ipad.
"why do you care?" i ask.
he shows me people in tokyo waiting in line to buy the new ipad. he points out a man with his arms crossed and looking pissed.
"that's you," i tell him. "so are you going to buy one?"
no. he already has two.
"so what's so special about the new one?"
"its really just like a trophy wife," he said.
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