Tuesday, June 25, 2013

exciting story of the day.

i frequently get candy from a co-worker :) today i even brought an extra piece back to my desk just for carl. i called him. here is how the conversation went:

he answered his phone, "this is carl."

i said, "do you want a kit kat?"

he said, "sure."

i said, "okay come get it."

he hung up.

i hung up.

he came in here and said that when he got off the phone, GAC said, "oh what happened?"

um.

1. not your business.
2. his pregnant fiance has candy.
3. its not like carl said anything super dramatic to indicate anything had "happened".

myob.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

round up or down?

background information: i am 8 months pregnant and have a large belly, and i haven't seen my feet in weeks.

carl and i were just discussing whether or not .5 rounds up or rounds down. carl said it rounds up; i said it does neither: .5 is .5.

to me, .55 would round up. but .5 is just simply half.

carl disagreed, so we asked mr. t to weigh in. he agreed with carl, unfortunately. the discussion then turned to them teasing me about whether or not i know basic math. i told them that basic math is below me and bragged about all the math/physics courses i took in college.

mr. t asked what i did with all that knowledge.

carl asked, "so if basic math is below you, can you see it?" while looking at my belly.