not sure if i should admit this publicly.

today i ate three chipotle burritos at lunch. on a dare. if i didn't do it, i would have had to buy carl a video game. since i did do it, he has to buy me a dress, and he has to clean the inside of my car. about four years ago, i ate two burritos in 36 minutes on a dare. today the challenge was to eat three in under an hour.

the first one went down quickly and deliciously. the first half of the second one went down the same.

at the halfway point, i started to doubt myself. the burritos weren't tasting the same. the flavors were accentuated. i finished the second burrito and started the third. i could barely swallow the second half of the third burrito - i had to take a drink of water to get the food to go down. i finished right at the one-hour mark. YIKES.