department complaint.

i just emailed mr. t with a complaint about our department. he didn't read it at first, so i re-sent it marking it "high priority". he still didn't read it. so i told him he needed to read my email. i guarantee you the reason he wasn't reading it is that the subject was "department complaint". here's what it said:

dear sir -
i must say i am displeased with the service in this department. i try to be your bff, and you flip me off. that really hurts me, brotha. i try to send you wonderful emails, and you accuse me of trying to cause a seizure. what do i need to do to have a friend around here? i came to our department hoping to make tons of friends, not to work. please address the situation immediately.
-jackie-

he finally replied offering his sincere apologies and said he will adjust his behavior and attitude. he signed it, "your bff". phew.