siri.

mr. t has a new friend. siri.

he said to siri, "knock knock!"

siri replied, "i don't understand what you mean by 'not tonight'."

mr. t asked siri, "who is your main squeeze?"

siri replied, "i forgot".

mr. t asked siri, "what are you wearing?"

siri replied saying aluminum casing.

mr. t asked siri, "who's your daddy?"

siri replied, "i don't know what you mean."