things you shouldn't do when you're drunk.

things you shouldn't do when you're drunk:

archery

breast feeding

call your boss

drive a bobcat

eat mushrooms

fart in church

go to church

have a baby

ignite things

juggle knives

kiss strangers

let your dog lick peanut butter off your butt

move furniture

night swimming

order stuff from the internet

pee on union station

quit smoking

rainbow tossing

shop

trim your taint hair

use scissors

vow to get married

wash your car

x-files marathon

yodel

zoloft