i'm 92% difficult.

mr. t just called me into his office to send flowers to a co-worker whose mother just passed away. i said, "i know i can be difficult 95% of the time, but i really do enjoy helping."

"i think you're being a little hard on yourself. you're only difficult 92% of the time...."

thanks :)

you know what my backyard needs?

a pool....

the word "underpants".

one of my absolute favorite words is "underpants". any time i am referring to underwear or panties or the like, i call them "underpants". my friends tease me that i am an old lady. "no one calls them underpants!" "underpants are not sexy!"

tonight at happy hour, we polled other customers at the bar, and unfortunately for me, most everyone agrees: the word "underpants" should never, ever be said out loud.

not today, satan. not today.

i have no idea why, but this meme and this saying absolutely crack me up. i love to respond, "not today, satan. not today." or i will modify it to whatever wording is most appropriate: "me, too, satan. me, too."