on the rocks. with salt.

the most thoughtful greeting card ever.

reasons i love my job.

i love that while i'm on the phone with a doctor, mr. t comes into my office and sprays me in the face with a can of air.

then, i have an email from him:

My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status “I’m getting a divorce,” he was the first one to click Like.
Giulia Rozzi, comic


This bit of humor came from Reader’s Digest magazine.