the tv tray.

today punkin pulled the tv tray off of the ottoman onto the floor. then, she climbed into and sat. dinner is served.........................

best lunch date evah.

carl usually meets me for lunch about once a week. today i learned one of my favorite restaurants (the melting pot) is open for lunch on fridays! so, guess where we went. the melting pot!!

 i mixed all of the sauces to eat with a mushroom:

mr. t's ovaries.

i forwarded an email to mr. t asking if i need to do anything.

his response? "you can stand on your head".

so, obviously, i had to reply, "im gonna punch you in the ovaries".

to which he replied, "mean. and i left my ovaries at home".

thank you, captain obvious

our friends came over tonight to drop something off. they came in and chatted for a few minutes. when they were leaving, carl and i walked them to the front door.

"oh! i forgot you guys left your car outside..." i said once i saw their car in the cul-de-sac.

"well, yeah," the dude said right on cue. "i don't usually bring it in.

yep. i should have realized people don't usually bring their cars inside. what i meant to say was that i forgot they had left it in the cul-de-sac with the trunk open. oops :)