Creepy.

I MISS HER! Part 1,293,492.

i spend most of my days at work missing tootie. today i told carl i may leave a few minutes early and head home to start cooking dinner.

carl: 1 hour and 20 min
me: for what?
carl: home. you. tootie. duh.
me: i see.... do you miss her?
carl: Yes.
me: ME TOO.
carl: do you?
me: um.... i just said ME TOO.
carl: hmm.... i said something back on my phone, but it didn't come through. i said, "how much?"
me: A BUNCH.... A BAZILLION BUNCHES.
carl: yeah. that's a lot.
me: I MISS HER. I CANT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP IT. she needs more clothes.

IS THIS CHEATING?!

i just told carl how a co-worker was here and gave me a hug and kiss on the cheek and said he's SOOOOOO glad i'm back.

carl's response?

A kiss? He's dead.

"on the cheek!" i said.

carl said, "i'm kidding. yeah he asked about you while you were gone. i saw him once while i was here."

phew.

the phone guy.

i got a new computer at work upon my return from maternity leave. i told carl the IT guy was coming to take my computer.

he said, "at least its not that phone guy."

"ha!" i said. "what would you do if it was?"

carl said he'd come down here with our baby.

note: i have had a crush on the phone guy.