i am not allowed to call carl "peach". lesson learned.
i just asked him to do a favor for me at work. he came in to pick up the item from me, and i said "thanks, you're a peach."
he said, "um. no. i'm not doing it if you call me that."
so, i apologized. he just got back to his desk and sent me a message, "its done".
i thought i'd try a different term of endearment: "thanks, man". i fully expected a "that's much better. thank you."
boy, was i wrong. i got a, "excuse me, what?"
well. i got in trouble for PEACH. so i tried MAN. "hmmmm...." he said.
i am a tied-down, 36-year-old who loves life and loves random-ness. i love adventures and can hardly say no to a challenge. i love being alone, and i love meeting new people. i love writing and running and cherry coke zero. i collect dvds and shot glasses. i like to talk, and i think i'm pretty entertaining. i could be way wrong.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Monday, February 11, 2013
the blind.
at lunch the other day, someone was talking about office space, and how we'd like to take over the whole building. he mentioned that the space is currently being rented by a nonprofit supporting blind people, and we could possibly overtake the space when their lease is up. but he wondered if its bad to take office space from the blind.
carl's response? "well they wouldn't see it coming."
OMG.
carl's response? "well they wouldn't see it coming."
OMG.
Saturday, February 9, 2013
tubbaware.
the other day i was chatting with carl online, and he referred to a plastic bowl as "tubbaware". later i asked for clarification - if he was just joking by adding the Bs. he said, no. he was just joking changing the "er" to "a". i asked if he knew that its really called "tupperware", and he did not :) he thought it was tubberware.
we told this story to kaka, and she agreed it was hilarious.
well, a few months ago, kaka broke a glass pitcher. technically she didn't break it - it just shattered. very scary. she ordered a new plastic one, and it arrived today. turtle said very loudly, "IS THAT TUBBAWARE????!?!?!?!?"
no. its not.
we told this story to kaka, and she agreed it was hilarious.
well, a few months ago, kaka broke a glass pitcher. technically she didn't break it - it just shattered. very scary. she ordered a new plastic one, and it arrived today. turtle said very loudly, "IS THAT TUBBAWARE????!?!?!?!?"
no. its not.
Friday, February 1, 2013
i need to go check the.... trash can?
the toilet in our main bathroom runs sometimes. last night, carl and i were watching tv. he came back from the bathroom and then realized the toilet might still be running.
"crap," he said. "i need to go check the trash can."
i giggled. a lot.
"crap," he said. "i need to go check the trash can."
i giggled. a lot.
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