turning on your mom.

carl sent a text to his roommate asking him to turn on his xbox for him so it could download stuff he set up online. his response?

i'll turn on your mom.

i laughed out loud.

the equivalent of relaxing.

i don't feel very well today, but this is not a complaint post. i've been trying to decide if i should leave work early or stay. carl and i rode together, so i asked if he would take me home or if i'd have to come back to get him.

i told him i probably wouldn't leave early because i have some work to do. he asked how much work i had to do and suggested i get the important stuff done so i can leave.

carl: and then i will take you home.
carl: because you need to go home and relax.
carl: er.... whatever your equivalent of relaxing is :)
me: haha... what is my equivalent?
carl: you do the puzzle. or organize.
me: like what do i do or look like when i'm relaxing?
carl: you look like you're doing stuff.
carl: but its stuff you like.

warning: GROSS and MORBID.

carl and i go for a walk sometimes at lunch. every day, he forgets about this little guy and almost steps on him. so, i sent a photo of this to mr. t. he was grossed out, too.